The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident…

by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023

matilda incident

when you get super drunk (on a school trip) and you have to leave the party. But then your friend gives you passata(pomidorowa) and your vomit looks like raindbow. Then you get caught by your teacher with your head in the backet filled with pink vomit.

Person 1: Do you want to repeate the matilda incident?
Matilda: Yes, give me passata(pomidorowa).

by edrop November 21, 2021

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Burning Sky incident

Prepare for october 10th, 2090.

Blood and flesh, sinew and bone, skin and hair, it will all burn the same.

The Burning Sky incident will take place on October 10th, 2090.

by A prophet of the machine February 13, 2021

The Darkroom Incident

The Darkroom Incident was a series of events in 2019 which saw Anne-Elizabeth and Oliver doing the nasty in the Darkroom in the Art Classroom.

YOOOOOO DAWG U HEARD ABOUT THE SHLOPY DARKROOM INCIDENT????

NAW WUT HAPPENED DAWG?

SLOPPY TOPPY AT THE DARKROOM INCIDENT!!!!!

by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK April 16, 2021