Negative One Million Inches of Rain

When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.

Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."

by k-moneyyyy October 7, 2012

Inches

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.

1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.

by Harry, Divino, Brewer and Co. May 23, 2008

In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010

Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!

by T Hizzle May 2, 2005

inheritage

The ethicity people assume a woman has based on the surname they got when they married.

Guy: Susie Mahoney? That's a foin Irish name.

Girl: Oh, I'm not Irish; that's my inheritage. "Mahoney" is my married name. I'm actually Chinese.

by @#%&!! September 14, 2011

6 inches

Actually, the average length of an American penis is 6 inches; however, the average length of a Canadian penis is 6 and a half inches.

While reading my biology textbook, I discovered that Americans have a smaller average penis size (6 inches) than Canadians.

*Shrugs* can't deny the facts.

by Rae Kitten February 16, 2006