by fpsarktik November 12, 2019

A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%
by Fridge enthusiast 6969 November 17, 2019

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.
by Ali_b January 23, 2007

The act of checking ones fridge for nibbles/munch not finding anything checking the entire kitchen then going back to fridge hoping something has appeared.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.
Lillian: what's Agatha doing?
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple
by Random Doris December 16, 2014

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!
Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!
Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!
Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
by Kingmaster007 August 21, 2011

by Reap_enko September 6, 2022
