Ice-Cream Bowl Story

An Ice-Cream Bowl Story is a long-winded anecdote, which ends in a pretty crap punchline/anti-climax.
Originating in a secondary school in Northern England in 2003 when one girl spent over quarter of an hour telling a story about the ideal size of a bowl for ice-cream.

Boy: ...so in the end we all went home.
Girl: That's such an Ice-Cream Bowl Story

by ~Squeak~ March 27, 2008

Ice Cream Paint Job

Refers to a motor vehicle that features a creamy interior, while also possessing an exceptionally clean exterior. This is analogous to an ice cream cone in which the "cream" is contained within the interior of the cone while the outside remains clean. Hence, the "Ice Cream Paint Job".

My new car has such a rich, creamy interior, and the exterior is just so clean; all my friends say that I've got an ice cream paint job.

by raplexicon June 28, 2009

Ice Cream Sundae

When you put ice cream, sprinkles, whiped cream, and chocolate syrup in the womans vagana and eat it out

yo john i had a Ice Cream Sundae at beths house

by Nick Pearl12212 May 24, 2007

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Ice Cream Sunday

When teenage girls spend their Sunday afternoon eating a tub of ice cream and watch movies or go on the internet.

"Jessica had a Ice Cream Sunday last weekend, she said she was picking up trash in the woods, but, I'm not an idiot."

by Lonely Larry March 28, 2015

Ice cream coma

When eating ice cream leads to a coma.

Lance could not wake up from his ice cream induced coma, hence ice cream coma.

by Kent Bigcannon October 25, 2019

Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.

After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.

by Nosferatu October 31, 2019