International Baccalaureate (IB)

It is an overpriced ticket to hell... that you can use to brag on AP and GCSE students to show your superiority. It is also a good programme that will suck the life left inside you and replace it with TOK theories and weird imaginary polynomial roots.

Colleges don’t care if you are “ aN IB sTUdEnT” , they also don’t care If you failed maths because you don’t know how to use a Graphic calculator or if you failed high school because you got an E in your EE...

Anyways, the IB or the INTERNATIONAL BACCALAUREATE is a TOUGHHH school programmee that is so sad that even has meme accounts about it.

What are you taking in school?
- I’m taking A levels...
-Hahaha, Well not to brag but I take the IB (international baccalaureate (IB) )

Or

-What are you doing?
-I am summoning the CEO of physics so that I don’t fail my Physics High Level Paper 1 tomorrow... I wish I didn’t take IB (international baccalaureate)

by anonymous January 27, 2020

Ib Trip

Getting to fucked on marijuana; to the point where you think you are gonna die.

Mother fuckers having an Ib trip!

by Pinetard February 4, 2010

800 Ib gorilla

A drink served at the smoothie chain Robeks Juice. Although it is technically a "milkshake" the 800Ib gorilla is really just a whole tun of peanut butter mixed with protein powder. It has been described as both "delicious" as well as "repulsive." The drink is supposedly named because it contains 800 calories however it is common knowledge that it really depends on what size you buy.

Sahn you trying to finish this 800 Ib gorilla for me? It was delicious earlier but now it's repulsive

nah I'm not doing that to myself its not like I'm trying to get big

by #consumeradvice December 12, 2012

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

by seanmlee July 20, 2011

IBS (irritable Biden syndrome)

IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.

“Let’s go Brandon”

“Dude, I think you’ve got IBS (Irritable Biden syndrome)

by kacz December 25, 2021

IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan

One does not simply RETRIEVE a study case for an important SAR. However, "arousal" will be stored in long-term memory forever.

Mrs: Horihan: After 3 hours grading your SARs, I thought I was going crazy...
Jan: AROUSAL
Mrs: Horihan: Where is your 'application' part?
Jan: AROUSAL
Calum: (looks directly to the camera) that's what we call 'IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan'.

by IBPsyStudent March 13, 2018

irritable balls syndrome (IBS)

irritable balls all the time. its like peeling gum off a hot side walk.

There is no none cure for irritable balls syndrome (IBS), your not alone.

by Genis85 August 29, 2011