Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017

Meddling Minutes

The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.

Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?

Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.

Person B: Fair enough.

by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018

Cornish Minute

A measurement of time applicable in Cornwall and Devon. A Cornish Minute is equivalent to an English hour.

Cornish Person: I'll be there in a minute
English Person: See you in an hour because I know that's a Cornish Minute

by Sammy Valentine July 11, 2010

The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour will change you without your permission. The Minute Hour changes everything.

The Minute Hour changed my life.

by Alex Pain October 25, 2020

sawyer minute

origin of the mc donalds in timmins, its based off of how long it will take a new employee to accomplish a new found task. it is not a set amount of time but used as a generic amount to answer anothers question.

mel: sawyer is the nuggets down?
sawyer: not yet
matt: dont worry mel, it'll be down in a sawyer minute

by spektor911 August 23, 2011

Nigga Minute

A nigga minute is another way to say "long time". However it is officially defined as 25 years. This number comes from the average jail sentence for a male of the African decent.

Yo, i ain't seen you in a nigga minute!!

by Nigga 5 December 1, 2017

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016