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Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.
"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"
by tboy1011 March 10, 2015
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Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”
“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting
by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019
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Y-interceptists

Eventually merged religions with the x-interceptists then left, are now the opposing side of the x-interceptists /slope man
When x-interceptists and y-interceptists merged religions they formed slope man the holy mathinity of y-intercept, x-intercept and slope man
I am a part of the y-interceptists and I want to be sacrificed to the vertical line
by IronTrooper January 22, 2020
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Shit interception

When someone has intercepted an enemy's shit.
The sneaky girl ended up getting back the shit she had been trying to give someone else after the shit interception. It was about getting even.
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
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Honky interception

When your hitting on a girl and one of your friends comes and takes her with a better pick up line than yours......
by HonkyGurlSwag573 December 30, 2020
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work-interesting

Totally not interesting except in the context of your job.
Them: Form 825 specifies that non-tenant applications aren't allowed to perform the actions specified in ISO-8501.
You: Work-Interesting!
by Diogenes Campbell May 21, 2021
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