Skip to main content

Ian

Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat
Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck
by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018
mugGet the Ianmug.

Ian

Someone That Is very bad at Rainbow Six Siege. Probably only plays Warden, and never gets any kills.
That Warden Main's name is probably Ian
by ELEISHWINN September 9, 2020
mugGet the Ianmug.

Ian

Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.

Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.

Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.
by ayyliennn October 30, 2018
mugGet the Ianmug.

ian

the one person in the whole world who actually makes me happy.
person 1: hi guys. you are loved and cared for no matter what! <3 ian is loved too!
by rawr<3:) March 26, 2021
mugGet the ianmug.

ian

he’s freakin amazing, like in every way. he’s VERY very loud, kind of obnoxious, but for some reason you end up loving him in the end. ian is the type of person you wanna keep in your life forever, kinda like your better half. ian speaks his mind whenever he wants and has zero filter, but it suits him, and just makes him 10 times more fun to be around. he is very stubborn and will not let anything go until he gets what he wants. he’s definitely a ladies man, but only has his eye on one girl at a time. he’s lovable, funny, bubbly, and really frickin hard to stay mad at. in conclusion, get yourself an ian, and if you have one, make sure to keep him.
“ian you aren’t supposed to say that out loud, do you HAVE a filter?!”
by triple.e. May 12, 2019
mugGet the ianmug.

Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10
Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.
by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019
mugGet the Ianmug.

Ian

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12
by goosefucker June 2, 2020
mugGet the Ianmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email