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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
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I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
by DDistrict December 8, 2024
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I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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i need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014
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I DO need it in there

And it can't be removed once it IS in there.
Hym "You really struggle with pronouns, don't you? I DO need it in there. I said 'I do' and now till death do we part. YOU need to accept that what YOU are doing isn't going to work and that what I'M doing IS going to work. That's it. That is all. You are not going to successfully control my mind and what you are doing now is selling the illusion of that to an audience so they can lie to the kids I scared. I scared the kids. The school shootings went down. You said 'Fuck Hym. We don't have to listen to Hym. LeT's Do ThE oPpOsItE!' And then I'm guessing they went up in direct proportion to you doing the thing I told you not to do. And now you are trying to make me submit to your will and not only is that not happening but nothing you can ever do is going to convince me to do that."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
by Earth Worm Sally December 8, 2018
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