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horizontal abuse

Any behavior perceived as hostile or aggressive by one's peers.
Nurse Ratchet was angry about being written up for horizontal abuse just because she rolled her eyes at her trainee.
by Boring Girl June 29, 2017
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Horizontal Snowblower

When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head
She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!
by Dirty Medick November 29, 2017
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Horizon Zero Dawn

A game with three totally random thrown together nouns as title and a female Legolas as main charakter, who is fighting some angry robots with primitive weapons. You will love it!
A: "Hey, do you know this game who was published in March 2017 in which you are fighting with bow and arrow against robots, who are watching over an epic landscape?"

B: "Oh, do you mean Breath of the Wild?"

A:"Aaaargh! I mean Horizon Zero Dawn"
by Kino3istdabei March 30, 2018
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horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.
Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.
by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018
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horizoneclipse

A fucking bum that retired from tik tok to youtube, has the best mod in his stream aka UMG, and just cries all day with pretty good videos
horizoneclipse is such a bum!
by HorizonsUMG October 14, 2019
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horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.
Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.
by B-rizzle November 8, 2019
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Horizon Housing

A truly evil non-profit organization run by Karens that love to talk about how great they are. Horizon Housing hates poor and marginalized people but loves taking their money. They hate the fact that they’re incompetent and have residents doing their jobs for them.
If you get beat up at Horizon Housing- they’ll kick YOU out!
by Roberts&James’ February 24, 2021
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