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Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum
Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream
by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021
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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022
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Down Hoof

Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.
Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.
by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024
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Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight
by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018
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Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
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