Hoofed it

A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North

Also to say you've booted/kicked something

Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame

Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home

I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could

I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could

by Court335 August 09, 2022

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Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

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Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 21, 2023

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Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 17, 2020

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Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

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