hockey player 

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.

1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"

hockey player by ArchDevil September 18, 2004

Hockey Gay 

When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends

but they are the complete opposite of gay

I think hes Gay!

No hes just hockey gay

Hockey Gay by random editior January 3, 2013

Hockey boys 

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

Hockey boys by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Hockey Fight

Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.

Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?

Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.

Hockey Fight by Fletcher F. Fletcher March 3, 2009

Hockey dad 

One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.

That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.

Hockey dad by TV CAR March 5, 2010

hockey player 

hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.

I want a hockey player in bed.

hockey player by thegod March 15, 2008

Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

Hockey Mom by craziest mofo January 20, 2009