fruit hockey

A game played between male friends. Players take their dicks and wack them at their opponents balls.

Ashton, quick trying to play fruit hockey with me, this is why I bought you a dildo!

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

hockey mouth

crooked, jagged, or otherwise unattractive teeth, resembling the possible aftermath of stopping a slapshot with one's mouth.

"Julie's a cute looking girl, it's too bad she's got hockey mouth. She needs to fix that grill."

by Kell Hell October 20, 2006

hockey dad

A guy who will beat the shit out of the other hockey dad!

Hockey Dad vs Hockey Dad
Winner:Hockey Dad

by joe c July 28, 2004

Hockey Hoser

Canadian Term Meaning:

1.Someone who claims to love hockey but neither follows nor understands the sport

2. Someone you dislike

You guys are such Hockey Hosers.

by B Wok October 28, 2002

Junior Hockey

A phase in a hockey players career (usualy age 18-20)when all they do is eat, sleep, work out, play hockey, booze, and fuck puck sluts. It is known to be the best time in a hockey player life. It is the transition period between Amatuer Hockey to College and or Proffesional Hockey. Juniors is the first step to The Show.

1. Yea man, I decided to take a couple years off of school and play Junior Hockey, Its the best time of my life!

2. Check out the Junior hockey bible at www.rockhockey.ca

by A. Doherty February 3, 2007

bull hockey

1:bull crap, but made apropriate for mixed company
2:something that is not important, idle chit chat, i.e, shooting the bull

the test scores were streight bull hockey

by Mc lovein January 8, 2008

hockey puck

A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.

That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.

by tyrone vanier September 20, 2008