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Hobbservation

when you and everyone around you see's or hears something very obvious but you say it anyway.
when its 100 degrees outside and you say its hot..that is a Hobbservation

when you just get out of the lake or pool and someone says your wet..that is a Hobbservation
by T.Hobbs July 28, 2011
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hobo eggs

Noun. Also called "hobo" "hobos" "egg-in-a-hole" or "one eyed Egyptians." A breakfast dish prepared by buttering a piece of bread on both sides, cutting a hole in the middle with a biscuit cutter, then placing the bread in a fry pan and breaking an egg into the hole. The round piece of bread, cut by the biscuit cutter, is cooked in the pan along with the hobo.
We had hobo eggs for brekfast.
by Hobo aficionado December 26, 2005
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hobo shower

When you "bathe" using the sink in a public restroom at a gas station or fast food place. It usually involves washing your face and hair using the pump soap provided. Can also include an upper body wash for men.

Generally something that most people only do when traveling a long distance or coming back from Burning Man.
Did you already hit the bathroom?

Nah, someone was taking a hobo shower in there.
by Jeshizaemon August 27, 2009
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hobocop

A homeless person, or hobo, who performs oral sex on police officers in return for being arrested so they can spend the night in a warm jail cell.
Murphy got sick of getting rained on so he went all hobocop! "Dead or alive, you're coming in me!"
by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007
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going hobo

The act of finding empty cardboard boxes and old newspapers to use to stay warm while camping out before big sporting events
Nick: Ah shit man are you going hobo??

Random Guy: Yea man

Nick: good luck bro
by Senior Suave October 5, 2009
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Russel Hobbs

The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.
Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!
by doggoqueen August 2, 2017
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hobosapien

See that guy begging for money on the freeway? Defnitely not a hobosapien.
by Twiggy June 12, 2005
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