hayley lumsden

a very cool person alive among the 8 billion in the world

"omg hayley lumsden is that you??"
"yeah it's me 😘😘"

by emogothgirl696969 June 29, 2022

hayley and jordan

A couple that has unconditional love for each other, once these two souls are together nothing can stop them. They love being with each other and can get lost in each other's eyes. They love watching sunsets and could care less about what others think of them, they are inseparable together and without each other, they feel empty they would drop anything if it meant they could be together in each other's arms they love being clingy and can never get bored of just sitting and admiring each other. These two are soulmates who will forever belong to each other and will never get tired of telling each other 'I love you' every single day. Every day they are grateful for each other and would do anything to make the other person feel happy, they love getting tention and giving each other tention. They fill the right side of each other

hayley: "gimme tentionnn"
jordan:"you have all my tention baby"
a form of love used by hayley and jordan

by dandelion090523 July 2, 2023

Henley effect

Any man is instantly more attractive when wearing a Henley shirt (collarless, long-sleeve, 2-5 buttons coming down from the middle of the neckline, often waffle textured).

The same way that men often looks their best in suits or tuxes, Henley shirts offer the same boost, but in a more casual outfit.

Henley refers to the style, not a specific brand.

Maybe it’s just the Henley Effect, but Jason looks really cute today…

by cptnlauren August 9, 2023

Pat Healey

To have this name is an honor

Legendary

People bow to him in praise for being amazing

Pat Healey

by Harmonic Enhancer Sound September 23, 2009

The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty

There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.

by austech park August 29, 2013

jeff healey

blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream

Jeff Healey's solo on his "White Room" cover is kickass

by stube45 September 27, 2013

The Hayley Brazier

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky

“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”

by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021