Honkey Kong

a tall and/or fat white person.

"Damn watch out Honkey Kong! You almost stained my muthafucken puma's!"

by Henry Casas IV December 18, 2005

sudanese hankerchief

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015

hanky panky

Discreet or surreptitious romantic or sexual activity. See hankey pankey for origins.

There was hanky panky going on under the table during our meeting.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

honkeydillo

A caucasion friend who has master the art of jive talk.

Shit, honkeydillo, you just jealous o' my wang-dang.

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

honkey

Racist name simular to "cracker" or "whitey"

You're going to die honkey

by smit May 13, 2005

Cum a Hanky

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.

"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010