A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
by Journey Fan May 14, 2005
Get the Hank Hillmug. by ChrisN16 November 27, 2013
Get the Hank Hayesmug. A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!
He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
Get the hank tankedmug. n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005
Get the Stinky Hankmug. A sexual move
Verb or Noun
Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it
Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen
Step 4: use as dildo until melted
Verb or Noun
Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it
Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen
Step 4: use as dildo until melted
by Balderdash1607 July 23, 2012
Get the Cold Hankmug. Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."
by Gam0r January 9, 2012
Get the Hank Hillmug. AWWW SHIT DIZZAWG, THAT RIDE OF YOURS BE SO HARTE HANKS!
Awwwwwww nawwww foo! My familiy was so Harte Hanks, that we had to beat the shit out of ourselves once our popz was too tired to do it.
Awwwwwww nawwww foo! My familiy was so Harte Hanks, that we had to beat the shit out of ourselves once our popz was too tired to do it.
by c0balt January 27, 2003
Get the Harte Hanksmug.