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oooh, sucka got it handed

a phrase used to tell somebody that they just got owenzed, served, hit, etc.; basically this statement tells the opponent that you know what you're doing and they obviously don't
{S-Snake hits J-Hawk with 3 green shells}

Oooh, sucka got it handed.
by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004
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Russian Handlebar

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.
by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011
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no handed clap

A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.
{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.
by Joking July 11, 2014
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handlebrows

Eyebrows that are large and/or burly enough to actually take hold of (in the same manner as handlebars on a bike) while you are engaging in sexual intercourse.
Shit man, that girl just got a wax yesterday and she still has handlebrows you can grab hold of while hitting it from behind!
by Lager Sanchez April 7, 2010
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Handle Gripper

A derogatory term for a homosexual man; relating to, gripping/holding a penis.
-Did you hear that Michael is a handle gripper?
-Shut the fuck up, you handle grippin- lookin ass, motha fucka

-My Mom said I can’t stay the night at Kyle’s; she thinks he’s a handle gripper.
by An popsicle October 3, 2018
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produce handler

1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
by Robin...hood January 29, 2009
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