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Dyke handles

The term "dyke handles" describes a style of bangs popular in the lesbian community. Similar to a reverse mullet but without the emo connotations, and also known as bitch bangs, dyke handles usually comprise two longer lengths of hair on either side of the face that can be anywhere from cheekbone-length to chin-length, and are typically longer than the rest of the hair.
"Becky shaved her head, but kept her dyke handles, shortly after coming out."
by Ophelia_69 January 9, 2010
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baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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Haldershok

A sad person who has turned to gardening to get their mind off of their troubles.
Man I feel sorry for Jim after his girlfriend dumped him he's become a haldershok.
by FertTheTurt April 14, 2023
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love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.
Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.
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Cock Handler

A person who thinks he/she is the expert in the work area.
A Cock Handler has a lower I.Q. but thinks he has a high I.Q. A Cock Handler will always tell you how to do things and that his/her way is better.
by Widemouth December 8, 2007
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Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.
Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"
by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008
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man handles

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008
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