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hamburgler 

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.
If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.
hamburgler by jerem December 20, 2003

hamburger hill 

a huge belly of a fat person when seen as he/she is in a horizontal position - filled with hamburgers and other fast food junk, the belly looks like a hill;
Jeremy: Look at this fatso there, lying under the tree! The guy must have eaten like tons of junk food.
Jim: Yeah, he looks like a hamburger hill from this perspective.
Jeremy: It's a one Goddamn hamburger hill!
hamburger hill by KurtSteinerPL August 12, 2011

bah humburgers 

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

Hamburger with cheese

When a vagina has an obscene amount of extra skin, it slightly resembles a quarterpounder with cheese.
Damn Gina, I never ordered a hamburger with cheese, why didnt you warn me about your monster clam?

hamburger pussy 

Vagina lips that are so floppy and loose they look like a hamburger.
I didn't see any cheese on that hamburger pussy.
hamburger pussy by prissorsxrawks January 11, 2009

Hamburger Pussy 

a twat with thick, juicy, sweaty, girthy pussy lips that one squeezes so that it resembles a hamburger
mmmm yeah johhny fuckiing cram your thick, throbbing tubesteak into my fucking hamburger pussy!!! yeah baby fucking shred up those cervix walls!!!!