haberdassery

Acts committed by an ass hat.

Man, you won't believe the haberdassery I ran into this morning! I think my ass hat roommate gave me mono.

by brixton April 8, 2010

habets

Brick or large part of concrete

On the construction site habets was lying all over the place

by georgehanson April 15, 2010

habeas corpo

When you have sufficient receipts to prove your moronic corporate coworker is full of shit

They're not going to fire that twat manager Karen unless we have Habeas Corpo

by BadReligion42 October 5, 2021

Becky Haber

I just wana nut on her titie milkers

That bitch got a slimy pussy and we call get becky haber tit slip

by Anal monster December 6, 2012

Haberdash

The act of jumping into an unsuspecting group's picture, presumably to make a funny or awkward face/position.

Dude. Look at that haberdash. Wait until they see their pictures later tonight.

by crhart1 February 3, 2010

habeeb it

A statement that says something is to be believed because it is true whether you like it or not.

Jim: Dude, that fat chick's tit was hanging out!
Bob: I don't believe it!
Jim: Habeeb it!

by Krelian July 14, 2008

haben haben

an onomatopoeia, a term used by people who are wild as banshees and are acting extremely belligerent, you say this when people look at you with disgust and for-longed disapproval to get back at them for past disagreements and any old discrepancies.

(Music blaring, party goers wearing next to nothing and dancing)

Rory: Man this party is swell.
Rick: Yeah...haben haben haben

by Mopmanjones2 December 31, 2010