mock-hoss

A man who is strong, ripped, fearless, has good looks and their nickname is MOCCASIN. People often know not to mess with him, he is often referred to the famous Chuck Norris, only with better looks. He is also loved by the ladies.

Girl 1- Did you see that man walk by? He was so handsome
Girl 2- hmmm yummy! He is a mock-hoss!

by the original Mock-Hoss January 13, 2008

Big Momma Hoss

the biggest, bestest, cuddliest mom ever!

Mike: Hi Big Momma Hoss!
Stooley: hey son! aren't i the best mom you ever had..
Mike: you're the only mom i've had...

by Dianenicolexox July 4, 2012

Hoss Daddy Flex

A name used to describe having a chew. (Chewing tobacco)

"Man, I'm so tired today. Think I'm just gonna throw in a Hoss Daddy Flex and lay on the couch while I watch a flick."

or

"Why is Brian's lip sticking out, is there something in his mouth?"
"Yeah, he threw in a Hoss Daddy Flexer before the game."

by Ouimer June 9, 2009

Hoss-in-stein

One who is godly at preforming any task. Referring to that person in any way other than "hoss-in-stein" would be an insult. Generally a term of endearment. Beastings usually follow an insult from a hoss-in-stein.

What a hoss-in-stein. Please dont beat me.

by hoss master January 25, 2010

Hoss Station 5

When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.

Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."

by SuckingOnStameysStick March 19, 2023

Hoss

Hoss is an ugly ass kid. You might find one with braces and probably a perm. There are a lot of hoss’s that act gangster and all hard and all that. But on the inside he’s just very soft and has been broken a lot. So hoss’s are about 5’7,or 5’8. They tend to think they can fight but they really can’t. And they might play you so watch out for that! But besides all that. Just keep him as your friend

Girl 1- Omg is that hoss over there🤢
Girl 2- Yea he just broke up with his girl and now he’s with another one.
Girl 1- Obviously he don’t care about girl’s hearts.
Girl 2- Yea he don’t.
Girl 1- What a pos.

by Ptaradactal123 April 24, 2020

Hoss

Slang used amongst the Iranian american community of Los Angeles, short for the Farsi word “hoseleh”. Which translates to something along the lines of “energy” “patience” “effort”

I have no hoss to go to the mahboobeh’s wedding.

My girl friend is being a bitch, no hoss for her today.

Wow, driving to the valley is way too much hoss

by LAPersian310 February 26, 2021