Hosser

1. n. The bouncing ball used in the sport of Hoss-Toss

I am a master at controlling the Hosser.

by Rockmjd23 November 17, 2003

hoser

1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young)

2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot.

3. See also wanker.

2.

Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!

by Winomonkey September 12, 2003

Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011

hoser

A Hoser is mostley used amongst canadians and refered to as slang for a Canadian,
It was popular bacause of the act of seifening gas from someone eles car, because canadians cant afford gas.
Then used alot by the actors Doug and Bob,

Hey what are you doing to my car,..
What? Get the fuck outa there! you fucking hooser!!

doug and bobs telve days of christmas song

Doug- Look out the window!
Bob- Where?! Whadda ya doing?
Doug- Snow, hosehead.
Bob- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug- What?
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days

by dumbhoser February 16, 2009

hoser

loser, jerk, moron, ECT.

a complete and total moron.

a person lacking intelect.

OMG Bob is a total hoser!

by Niko-las Morato April 17, 2006

hoeseph

the boy in your life that is such a bitch but he's lowkey super cuddly and sweet. he can be an asshole and blackmail you for affection because he's such a hoeseph.

God dammit Joe! Stop acting like a hoeseph

by LunaOrion November 30, 2017

Hoesexual

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman

My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.

by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018