Anals of History

Where Trumps presidency will be recorded.

Trumps Presidency willgo down in the Anals of History.

by TheDumpman February 01, 2017

Canada's History

a very foul sex act ... where a man uses maple syrup as lube to fuck a moose in the ass while the female sex partner (wearing a gretzky jersey and has a hockey stick in her ass) is using the antlers of the live moose as a dildo... this will most likely cause a bloody mess that will be caught by the stanley cup itself... AND this is all done as a mountie is jerking off until he cums into the stanley cup and when it is all said and done the mountie will drink from the stanley cup

"Yooo i was checking out a video wit canada's history and your mom starred in it"

"Really??? im gonna have to check it out... i didnt know i was canadian"

by j.mat20 February 06, 2010

Canada's History

An act pertaining to deeds of such vile proportions, it cannot even be defined on the internet.

Man 1: Did you see what that girl did with her beaver?
Man 2: No, what did she do?
Man 1: She performed Canada's History five times in a row!
Man 2: She'll end up on tv for that for sure!

by fishtarterseagullbeaverdude February 05, 2010

History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.

All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much

by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009

Canada's History

It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the stanley cup.

canada's history is shown by a moose drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup

by canada-esque February 04, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act where a woman drinks Canadian Whiskey out of a Stanley Cup, while a man puts both his hands in her ass and both his feet in her vagina, using maple syrup as a lubricant. The Man usually wears moose antlers on his head.

- Putting everything in there by the way is the hardest part of performing "Canada's History".

by CNation1 February 05, 2010

Canadian history

1. A.K.A the frozen stranger

2. The act of packing your arm in snow for 10 minutes then jerking off with a beaver pelt, covering yourself with "Canadian KY" A.K.A. maple syrup, while half gaging yourself with an American Flag.

Hey Darrel, yesterday was Canadian history day, like everyday ending in "Y" in Canada is.

by artdickyoulate February 07, 2010