Harold

a nickname for our scar head
harry potter

girl: harold get back here
harry: oh no!

by adeilinepotter December 14, 2022

Harold

Adjective: when something is really inconvienent.

I'd love to come but that's just really Harold for me sorry

by Bitchass756 January 13, 2019

harold houlihan

sick bloke. animator. artist. peng

Harold Houlihan is epic.

by Hoolimations June 12, 2018

harold

When something is suspect or you're in a situation in which you maybe doing drugs or other illegal things and a parent or person with authority may be coming in which case you say "harold" to warn the group to stop what theyre doing.

"Tyrone, hide the bong its so harold"
"oi! Harold! its the fuzz"

by fyla kine June 16, 2018

William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).

This William “Harold” Johnson is a real cuck.

by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018

Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.

My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.

by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018

Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.

The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.

by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018