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Halloween 

A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.

Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.

Common Halloween costumes:

Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
Halloween by Failurebitch June 22, 2023
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halloween 

the one day a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
“its halloween im gonna dress like a slut”
what if regina makes fun of you?”
“she cant its halloween”
halloween by bubblegumish December 22, 2023
Sally's birthday is the same as every other birthday in Halloween Town-because every day is Halloween there.
Halloween by Green_Genie November 10, 2025

[Halloween] 

Celebrated on October 31, it is a night were 9&+ year olds dress slutty, wear a bunch of their moms makeup, talk to strangers, and get away with it. It was originally a religious holiday, but like other wholesome things, America turned it into a sleez fest.
Kathy: "Jenny's costume was soo slutty this year!"
Joe: "Well Kathy, it is Halloween."
[Halloween] by Ladeda10 February 3, 2009

Halloween O’Sullivan

Making out with a girl on the dance floor while three and a half knuckles deep into her pussy while making eye contact with the guys who brought her to the party.
Chad: Hey bro did you fuck that chick last night?

Adam: Nah bro, I was giving her the ole Halloween O’Sullivan and made her cum so hard for so long that she passed out on the dancefloor.

Chad: Fuck dude! Did you get her snap?

halloween wednesday 

When a young puerto rican boy cuts off his own dick on Halloween and throws it at people
"Yesterday Mark did a Halloween wednesday at my house!"
halloween wednesday by not mark November 8, 2013