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hakuna matata motha fucka 

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. first said by a black guy in a mchs hallway, and thought cool by kellie n brittany
acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second
hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill
haking by Gark the Globin April 16, 2013

hakuna matata

a problem free philospy~ no fucking problems
use it when you stoned off you ass! makes everything all good
hakuna matata by andie December 8, 2003
Haakon is a Guy who likes gay midget porn and chinese fart porn
A:Oh your a Haakon
B: yes i am
Haakon by Big titty .qn June 8, 2021
a bad boyfriend who breaks up with you without reason and ghosts you after you did nothing
Hakan is the worst
Hakan by Jewellll October 25, 2019

bo hagon 

1. dude in bme..
2. bald headed skank
1. u heard that new bo hagon shit?
2. look at the bo hagon
bo hagon by kira skanksford May 18, 2006