Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.

"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"

by maire August 16, 2021

Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024

Gurt

unappealing

Did you see brittanys hair cut ? Eww gurt girl !

by Penelope Banks October 20, 2020

Gurt

Sybau gurt

Yo gurt
Gurt: man sybau
🥀

by Gurt pmo May 09, 2025

Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous

Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"

by SirDerek May 21, 2025

Gurt

Doing something really smart but also very dangerous.

Kevin: "Ima keep it a gurt, you need to sybau"
Gurt: "Yo"

by SirDerek May 21, 2025

Gurt

to do something that is very smart but also very dangerous

Me: yogurt
Yo: who’s gurt
gurt: sybau
sybau: see what your doing is very smart but can also be very dangerous

by Masonsigma April 14, 2025