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groundage

(noun) : a keto delicacy made by mixing equal parts of cooked ground beef and large curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.
Doug: it’s time for New Year’s resolution I’m going to eat groundage every day!
Bri: So you hate your life!?
by James Lassiter December 29, 2024
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Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.
Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.
by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015
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Gary Groundwork

Someone who does all of the hard work of buttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. Gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really 'comfortable' for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. He tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. "Jim" (Jim's mowing) is the counterpart who usually "cut's his grass" and takes all the benefit of poor Gary laying all the ground work.
Fucking Jared stole that blonde off Joel the other night. Joel was doingthe biggest Gary Groundwork chatting to her all night, and Jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. What a fuckwit.
by FemShepAU December 28, 2016
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Break Grounding

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!
by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021
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The Grounding Rod

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023
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The Grounding Problem

The Grounding Problem is the search for a foundation of our moral beliefs, something solid that would make them true in a way that is clear, objective and unmoving. Responses to The Grounding Problem can be placed in the following categories:
- Externalism

- Internalism

- Interactionalism
by Atlas Apollo March 25, 2024
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Adult grounding

When a fully grown adult, typically in their late teens or upwards, who still lives at home with parents or family—often due to immaturity, lack of financial independence—being restricted to stay in for things like excessive drinking, bad behavior, etc.

Example: He came back home after three days drinking beer, and his mom told him he wasn't allowed to drink anymore—he had to stay in the house and not go out again. That’s a classic example of adult grounding.
Lee: Bruv, I invited Mike out, but he’s not coming out for some reason.

Frank: Yeah, his mum said he’s not allowed anymore. Last time he came home drunk and threw up everywhere. I think there’s a proper adult grounding going on, bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamiecheese March 20, 2026
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