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Gronk

a scrotum after nicking ones balls and dick after shaving
Person 1: "oh shit, are you sure that's normal?"
Person 2: "I gave myself a Gronk on accident"
by 2hzh April 22, 2022
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Gronk

To give away ones drugs, preferable gurners, without charge at a party or gathering.
“Hey how was the party this weekend
“It was great, Keith gronked us all”
by Loco El Stoto May 17, 2018
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Gronk

Someone who uses the cheat codes on gta and claims to be better than someone who didn’t and uses the credit to rob old lady’s of money but needs someone else to do it cos they are not sophisticated enough to speak to the upper classes.
That dumb gronk is demanding money off my mum but is calling her using a voice modulator that makes his voice sound like mine
by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021
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Gronk

An absolute fucking wanker nobody loves and is dead inside
The ibis is a picnic-wreaking gronk
by Psidonym September 30, 2018
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gronk

when the poo in your bottom reaches the water in the toilet whilst still in your anus
by Xx_slaydemons_xX September 2, 2018
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Gronk cunt

Usually the type of person to crash your vx Holden commodore into a fence
Steven: mate that gronk cunt crashed my vx into a fence aye

Micheal: actual

Steven: yeah full on
by Full on aye June 27, 2020
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Gronk

Noun: A boss in muck by dani.
Verb: Slicing someone's dick off.
Someone: I hate gronk
Other Guy: Yeah, he gronked me.
by MunshunMan March 5, 2023
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