Granola Virus

It's the Corona Virus but for idiots who thinks it's called the Granola Virus

Random Idiot " Ay yo G have you heard of this Granola virus its bare peak and that cos it kills people"

Another idiot " Nah G are you sure you don't mean the Corona Virus cus that's peak and that"

Random idiot " Nag G trust me and that it is a new Virus they invented"

by Gay aint you April 1, 2020

granola

earthy, hippie-ish

That chick doesn't shave her armpits; she's hella granola.

by jake b May 27, 2002

Granola

A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman who is usually middle class that values natural things. Granola people, dispite common belief are NOT hippies and have normal houses and familys. They are extremely Left. A Granola person can usually be found in nature or at L.L. Bean.

A Granola Person usually drives a Subaru Outback, Volvo Wagon, or a Honda Element all with Thule roof racks for their skis, bikes, or kayaks.

My Mother, who is very granola.

me:"Ma, can i borrow the subaru to go to my friends?"

Mom:"yeah, but be home by 6. I'm making seaweed raviolis...oh yeah, i left my skis in the car, can you bring them in when you come back?"

by Skier91 December 5, 2007

granola hippie

People that go hiking, ice climbing, and other outdoor activities while wearing outdoor clothing labels such as Columbia and Bell while munching down on granola bars, trail mix and sipping hot beverages from coffee stands. They will only drive a Subaru and would rather carry pepper spray instead of a gun even though pepper spray is virtually useless in Alaska.

Those fricken granola hippies invade our town every summer.

by jericho041041 May 18, 2011

Gango

Gango A Term Used By A Person named Dymere AKA MereMobb

Chillin With Gango Gango Another Word For Gang Homie Or Friend Also Used As A Adlib In Mere Mobb’s Songs A Term Started By him And Is Now Popular In People’s Rap Songs And In Their Adlibs also

by NoRapCap April 19, 2019

grangy

Group orgy consisting of woman whom can get the senior discount at IHOP.

Delarosa! I got crabs from Craig's grandma in a grangy at the grand jaw ballroom. They were hooking up hummers with gummers.

by Brian Mahaffey December 12, 2010

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003