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goon trance

“Gooning is a sort of modernized version of tantric sex/masturbation without the spiritual aspects that have been traditionally associated with it in the past. ... It’s an almost hypnotic, semi-meditative mental state a person can enter after prolonged masturbation.”

The ones who travel furthest for self-pleasure say that, if they edge long enough, they fall into a mind-numbing trance where nothing matters but nutting. Only then can an edger truly claim to be “gooning.”

-- M. Stahl, "THE PSYCHEDELIC SCIENCE OF ‘GOONING’ — OR MASTURBATING INTO A TRANCE, Mel Magazine (accessed December 20, 2022)
Just when you think you know how to masturbate, someone finds the goon trance. Now you can spend your whole day almost getting off.
by burnt sox December 20, 2022
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pang-goon

A penguin that has been turned into a thug due to losing its wife and children
I just got robbed by a pang-goon last time I went to Antarctica
by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019
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Run like a goon

The act of when you run away from someone who let out a disgusting camel.
I had to run like a goon yesterday because of Robert.
by Roseboy April 26, 2022
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goonard

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!
by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006
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Goon Shower

An Australian term describing the act of having a cheap cask of wine above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time, with such contents often pouring onto the face, clothes and hair, thus it is regarded as a shower of goon
Mike had a goon shower during the party
by Paul Turner December 8, 2007
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Goon Foosball

Game played at Monash Uni in Melbourne, Australia where you take a shot of goon every time the other player scores on you in Foosball. This continues until the box of goon is gone or someone vomits.
Why are you so drunk right now?

I just lost at "Goon Foosball"!
by HebrewHammer1234 July 25, 2010
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Goon pig

To have a preference towards drinking goon(a cheap casket wine). An extension of this is goon piging it up when your not a regular goon drinker and your low on funds so you decide to drink goon.
Your drinking goon again, you are a goon pig.

I got no cash we'll have to goon pig it up.
by Moses111 October 16, 2010
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