A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.
Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. November 22, 2006
Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.
by Roque S4 August 22, 2015
The best anime ever with the best action and comedy ever. It has horrible cgi bears and is sometimes gay.
Dude golden kamuy makes me laugh my ass off
by 0Myro February 14, 2021
A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.
After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.
by leveller225 September 15, 2004
"I am a Golden God"
- Robert Plant, L.A., 1975.
"I am a golden god!"
- Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup), Almost Famous (2000)
- Robert Plant, L.A., 1975.
"I am a golden god!"
- Russell Hammond (Billy Crudup), Almost Famous (2000)
by Buckiller September 18, 2007
1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
by Ashley aka Bunny October 08, 2006
by g o d April 16, 2006