Garfield

Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.

Jon: You're gaining weight, Garfield

Garfield: Am not! I'm just getting softer.

by rtucker913 June 3, 2012

Team Gnarface

The sickest Snowboard team in the USA east of the Pacific

Dude, Team Gnarface kicks ass!

by Soy the Panda Bear January 27, 2009

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

by Skygal April 9, 2012

garfussy

that yellow mf from the lorax

i wanna eat that garfussy

by Samuel Rezc February 21, 2022

A Garfield

The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.

Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.

by the_yeti October 8, 2012

garfin

being lazy and lame, lying around doing passive activities because you are too fat to get off your ass. being like garfield ='s garfin. garfielding around the house, garfin 'round the house.

"hey man want to come out to the park?" "no i'm too busy garfin around"

by masterwhiz March 7, 2009