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Death glaze

The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.

The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.

Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:

"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"

"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009
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maple glaze

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.
by Token1 July 2, 2015
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GLAZED CHICKEN

why in the shit would you search this up. how did you even find this. get out, wha tare you doing with your life you fucking wierdo
i will shove a glazed chicken up your ass if you dont scram rn
by nuclear robo bitch with std's December 2, 2020
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glazed knuckle

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.
by JayPare July 2, 2017
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Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022
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glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.
I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.
by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015
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Glazed Ribs

When someone with a penis and balls ejaculates onto the ribs of another person. Similar to a pearl necklace, but on the torso.
When Jackson pulled out of Marissa to cum, he gave her some glazed ribs.
by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019
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