Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

gibblet

a female (hoe) who fucks around with the UT Vols football players, esp. at the Gibbs dorm.

Don't ever go to Gibbs, or you'll be a gibblet.

by ay3546 July 9, 2009

gibbled

A state of extreme inebriation.

Hartley took a dump in that girl's fireplace last night. Man.. he was so gibbled.

by drusalan April 3, 2009

cack gabbler

a gaf who likes the cack, a semen sucker, pole smoker, a gay BJ artist

You know you like the cack! Youre a cack gabbler!

by dan-i-o July 23, 2003

National Glizzy Gobble Day

The day in which you or your partner gobble glizzy on November 6th

Hey Sarah did you know that today is national glizzy gobble day
Yes and I hope that you are ready

by Yös November 1, 2020

gobble gobble

What your friend does at 9:15pm on a Friday after drinking most of a fifth of Wild Turkey

You should have seen drew last night. He was passed out on the floor yelling gobble gobble

by wildTurk October 5, 2010

gibbled

Appearing or being extrememly fucked up.

In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.

"Dude, the chair is gibbled!"

"He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house."

"If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004