The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.
You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!
by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011
by arsenicnitrogen September 29, 2023
An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.
Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?
Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!
Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!
by megafest7 April 02, 2010
by Germanfinders October 10, 2014
1. Arschkarte:
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.
2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.
Arsch=Ass
Karte=card
Arschkarte=Asscard
A synonym for the "red card" in soccer.
Reason: When they started to watch soccer on the TV, they couldn't tell the yellow cards from the red cards, because of the lack of color. So The referees started to keep the yellow card in the bag of their shirt and the red one in their trousers. So iteraly near their ass.
2.Arschkarte:
If something went wrong, you got the bad card, ergo the arschkarte.
1. Das ist doch kein Grund für die scheiß Arschkarte (german)!
That's not a reason for the damm red card!
2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck
That's not a reason for the damm red card!
2. Da hast du voll die Arschkarte gezogen!
You got the bad card/Dude thas bad luck
by Ashere May 27, 2007
when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
by lazzar February 14, 2009