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GeMagic

A piece of shit ripoff of the Bedazzler. This product allows average people who know nothing about fashion to add cheap plastic gemstones to clothing and almost anything else. This is the reason that soccer moms have cats gemmed all over their 4XL T-Shirts. Created by Cathy Mitchell - the last woman you'd ever take fashion advice from.
I went to Wal-mart today and saw a girl and her mom buying shirts and gemstones. They must be going to use their GeMagic to make those hideous shirts even uglier.
by Peachrules April 10, 2010
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Garmasutra

When an individuals wardrobe is so extensive and of such high quality that anyone who looks upon it will transcend into a state of tantric bliss.
"Jheeeeze! His Polo collection was so fire that my eyes rolled back in my head fam, utter Garmasutra g"
by Roryjbbrown May 29, 2016
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Lord Garmadon

Lord Garmadon is Also known as Hitler's best friend and co-founder of racism. One of the first masters of Spinjitzu.
Guy1: Did you see Lord Garmadon in that speech?
Guy2: The guy from 1939?
by Gamy3232 November 25, 2022
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german suplex

It's like this: you get behind the person, wrap your arms around his/her waist, and lift them over your head, sending them crashing to the floor.
Chris Benoit does the german suplex perfectly.
by Adrian September 4, 2005
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German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.
Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?
by X4ndur August 9, 2006
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German Cupcake

When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.
I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.
by Steve42456 March 20, 2008
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german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.
"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"
by professor snackerson February 3, 2007
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