Geordie

Geordie is the hottest mf you'll ever meet. Named after the nicest people in the great land of England, anyone cool enough to be named Geordie can immediately understand the Geordie accent undecipherable to anyone else. Geordie is super smart and strong and handsome and literally perfect in every way. He's also super tall and not short at all.

Fella 1: Come on England *fuckin swallows mic*
Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Fella 1: *Pulls mic in close* Auœr

*Fella 2 goes to Absolute Lad*

Fella 2: Tell us something your mum doesn't know
Absolute Lad: Geordie is a mega hottie

by bedlam489 November 14, 2021

Geordie girder

It’s like a human centipede but it’s just three Georgie blokes connected whilst bum in’ each other

Why aye mick was in a Geordie girder with Jord and Joe the other night

by Lefty1989 February 13, 2022

geode

Any crystalized hard drug, typically methamphetamine.
Derived from the inside of a geode.

I got this new iPhone 5c. $400. No box, no charger, don't know the code.

First of all, you MUST be smokin' that geode to think a fucking 10 year old iPhone is worth $400. You stole that shit for crack money!

by bargingo November 28, 2022

Geourdin

An ambiguous source of hope or connection. The feeling of hearing positive things about a person, but never meeting him/her… or validating he/she even exists at all. Yet, knowing if this person is out there, you’re in for a treat when you do meet!

“Hey! How are you today?”
“I’m doing well. Feeling big Geourdin vibes in the atmosphere.”

by cccrccc June 27, 2023

jive ghoudda

When you broke and wish you had cheese

Damn im jive ghoudda!

by Carolina Blue September 3, 2016

Octosystematic Geodude

Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.

*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude

by Skodward April 20, 2017

pink geode

A euphemism for "vagina".

Let me crack open your pink geode, and rock your world!

by The Urban Pseudo Scientist February 15, 2018