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gear queer

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.
It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!
by Mark Towe December 7, 2005
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gear quiver

A gear quiver is a collection or stockpile of equipment relating to any activity, particularly focused on outdoor pursuits.
That idiot's gear quiver is worth more than a small country.
by The Snow Prophet May 18, 2010
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Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021
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second gear

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.
Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.
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morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.
Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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gear

a sarcastic term for a "cool" person or clothes
Yeah, you're gear dude!
by faith August 21, 2003
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Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.
Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.
by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008
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