Garbon

A sex toy gay hobos stick up each others urethras.

Dirty Mike: Yo bill, did you bring the Garbon?
Bill: Yeah mike, wanna see? ;)
Dirty Mike: How'd you get the Garbon so far down?!
Bill: I was thinking of you when I put it in.
Dirty Mike: (reaches orgasm)

by Dirty mike and the boys6969 July 21, 2017

Gargon

A ridiculous word from the ideology of Jubril that was formed by mistakenly saying it instead of jargon. It has now evolved to mean a mixture of Garbage and Jargon.

"You're a douche"
"That's gargon"
"Yarth".

by livingstone November 1, 2013

garmonboziac

See Garmonbozia

I am the garmonboziac

by Thomas July 18, 2003

Garzone

A flaccid state. Also a term used to describe a golf game that is weak or not strong.

My golf game is really garzone today. I was playing well until my game went Garzone on me.

by blcVirginia December 15, 2008

gasonomic

adj.
Used to describe vehicles that are, or have the image of being, fuel-efficient.

It's supposed to be all gasonomic, but I don't think the extra 5 mpg's are worth $6,000.

by R06 January 10, 2009

Garboned

To be lazy

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now

by mr doumass August 18, 2008

gargonschoffelesospectoramis

An extremely rare disease. Symptoms include bleeding mucus and perspiring acid. Extremely rare cases show bleeding of the anal sphincter. May be contagious, I am still waiting for my sister to show symptoms.

"Dude, I think your girlfriend might have gargonschoffelesospectoramis. You should get tested."

by Dr. Kökkenschteiner Ph.D. February 24, 2009