garfunkel

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

by Kov August 1, 2007

Garfunkulous

quite possibly the best word ever; has no real meaning and can be used to replace a word or can also be used if a person can't think of a good word to use

Bob: Did you see that chick?

Joe: Yeah, she was freaking garfunkulous!

Bob: Hell yeah!

by Davis7170 February 2, 2008

Gamous

Famous for being gay

Mike: Hey, I just did a gainer on flat ground!
Randy: Man, you're totally gamous.
Mike: Gamous?
Randy: Yeah, your pretty gay.

by Curtis; CREDITS: Mike June 14, 2008

Garfunkelitis

A disease where you turn green and implode.

Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.

by Gingerification May 10, 2012

Vagine Garofalo

An adjective used to describe a whipped, wussy, or scared male friend.

"dude i don't want to play football it's too cold"
"hey c'mon man, stop being a vagine garofalo"

by Rafael Sabal February 21, 2008

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Garfunkle

A curly haired man who likes to sing with a short man about christianity, peace, and metaphors.

Garfunkle urged me to join my church...

by grape nut October 10, 2005