Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

by B-Hill July 30, 2008

Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.

When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.

by Kars March 24, 2008

Brandon Garcia

A Brandon Garcia is a mexican who plays soccer, has a mohawk, he can be crazy but only around his family anywhere else he is shy and doesn't let loose. Brandon Garcia's have anger issues and get mad really easily, they can be overprotected as well.

If he looks white but is mexican he's a Brandon Garcia

by Lyynnn January 22, 2012

Gardiner

Usually has the distinct smell of pot smoke, weed is plentiful and cheep, a gathering place of whores, a holding space for people lacking points in the IQ department, people either dressing as an Emo Child or an American Eagle prep, super center of child obesity which isn't Macdonald's.

Dude this sucks, I live in a Gardiner town.

by im_from_gardiner January 6, 2009

Garfield High School

A pathetic school located in garfield nj where all there is, is a bunch on polacks, ghetto kids (or they think there ghetto, cause garfield isnt) and a small amount of skaters and scenes. The building is spit between a normal side, a shitty side, and gyms. on the shitty side there is not ceiling. its brown foam... The garfield Jocks cannot play football and they think they can. They lose 90% of the time. oh did i mention the principal's gay? Enough said

1. Hey do you want to go to the Garfield High School Football game?, "why bother, there just gonna lose."

2.Yo niggah lets beat up some GHS kids. "why bro?" Cause they think their us!" "Iight word"

by WhoCaresWhoIam? October 5, 2009

Garfinkle strut

To strut one's stuff walking from one end of the cafeteria to another. Hand on hip is a must. And the turn at the finale of the walk is a must see.

A: damm, look at Pam work it
K: Um-huh, she working that hard
A: Making me hard
K: that's why its called the Garfinkle strut

by UtsUts July 17, 2006

garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

by mem September 5, 2005