Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

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Guess

GUΞSS ❔ - Confusing Human, whom owns EpicLeGoat. Often awkward, and likely to post awkward stuff.

Guess is posting disturbing shit again.

by GUΞSS ❔ May 27, 2022

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Umbrella Warfare I guess

A word you say when you are about to shoot geo out of a gunbrella.

“Umbrella warfare I guess!” “Fire! Well, with rocks.”

by iamelation March 19, 2024

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bro do not fall for it. you think they are about get you with the most elaborate joke that you have never heard of but they are going to gut check you with the words"chicken butt" at this moment you must murder them because that joke is so unfunny that its funny.

(person 1 ) HEY GUESS WHAT BRO??
(person 2 aka the victim) what man?
(person 1) chicken butt.*starts laughing like the joker*

in all seriousness "guess what?" usually means that somebody is about to hit you with a joke or wants to tell you something

by yewy is innocent December 5, 2023

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Unless I miss my guess

Something John ass says to confuse ppl at the boys

Unless I miss my guess, it's raining

by Jpoou February 6, 2025

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guess the food game

A game between 2 or more people where there is one "feeder" and "taster", the taster is blindfolded and sitting in front of the feeder blindfolded, who stands in front of the taster not blindfolded and puts different objects into the taster's mouth. Often this is played as a drinking game where for every one the taster guesses wrong they must take a shot, where for which ever item they guess correctly the feeder must take a shot. However another version of this game is sexual, usually ending in the feeder putting their genitals into the tasters mouth. This often seen in porn.

I had so much fun at my Bachelorette party we all played guess the food game...of course there tones of bananas. XD

Dude...I got her to play guess the food game with me last night.

by Daddy GM October 14, 2021

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