The Goldfish Trick

the goldfish trick is where you take a live goldfish, put it in a glass of water, drink it and then vomit it up alive.

James: Come on man, you can do it!
Tom: BLARGH, BLAAAAH, HEEEAARRRGH! WOOOO!
James: HOLY CRAP YOU DID THE GOLDFISH TRICK!!!
Tom: I FEEL LIKE A FUCKING GOD!!!!!!

by HunkyChunkyFunkyMonkey April 2, 2011

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.

Rachel is a fucking goldfish

by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019

Goldfish

A Female/Male who is not only a Catfish but also a gold digger.

Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam

Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.

by softboy13 April 5, 2019

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

You’re a goldfish

by That.Goldfish December 10, 2019

Goldfish

Tfue's girlfriend Corinna Kopf is his Goldfish. Only Corinna can be called a Goldfish.

Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf

by Furki1907 April 29, 2019

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

GoldFish

A band from south africa

"Dude I really like GoldFish"

by 🅱️ablo January 19, 2020