floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Goldfish

Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

goldfish friend

a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.

similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.

“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”

“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”

by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022

Goldfish

Tfue's girlfriend Corinna Kopf is his Goldfish. Only Corinna can be called a Goldfish.

Goldfish aka Corinna Kopf

by Furki1907 April 29, 2019

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.

Rachel is a fucking goldfish

by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019