funky chicken

To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.

Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!

Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!

by FunkyChicken April 14, 2008

Funky Chicken

A crazed bum who resides in Athens, Georgia. See Willie James Huff

also goes by the alias Allah Rackbar

Funky Chicken: RACK EM RACK RACK EM RACK RACK RACK EM RACK RACK BALL

by 1337 Fork March 6, 2010

funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009

Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"

by pheeble October 4, 2009

funky time

when you have sex

bae, it's funky time!

by X-Æ-A-13 January 18, 2020

Funky Diva

to be confident in your own world as a lady.
dresses really good
carries herself well

En Vogue carries the torch as being "Funky Divas"
do you think your a Funky Diva

by Drakkar February 6, 2007