When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.
by SkinnyJoint October 07, 2023
by Hail Steven January 07, 2021
by yoloswagoho April 17, 2019
When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."
"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 07, 2017
A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
by SweetSioux1920 June 24, 2017