Grab Feet Day

It's national Grab Feet Day. On April 13 you can grab anyone's feet free of charge. If you have a foot fetish this is a great time for you. So get to grabbing!!

Guy : Hey girl let me get those feet
Girl: WTF why?
Guy: cause its national grab Feet day
Girl: Oh ya sure here touch these feet!!

by nobodyhere4006 May 26, 2018

Cheesy feet

The tastiest type of cheese with the crustiest toenails

I want to eat your cheesy feet

by Cheese Master 69 November 27, 2019

pigeon feet

girls who walk with their feet turned in (like monster high dolls) usually white trash

Boy 1: Did you see Maddie today?
Boy 2: Yeah that whore has pigeon feet.

by the bitches 2 March 16, 2020

Muddy feet

Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy

She can't apologize she now has muddy feet

by Nice try girls October 25, 2020

Gordon Feetman

When Benrey from HLVRAI scans Gordon Freeman's feet he calls him Gordon Feetman.

"Gordon Freeman is Gordon Feetman," the smart man says.

by Laner_Sterm December 15, 2020

Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009