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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Forgetting Your Password

A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.
Jeremy caught a terrible case of forgetting your password.
by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023
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Forget

To not remember
person 1: What's the term for not remembering?
person 2: shit! i always forget...
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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Forget-me-not

A small blue flower which naturally grows by rivers and streams. The scientific name is myosotis, and but it is usually known as a Forget-me-not or Scorpion Grasses. It symbolizes remembrance, true love, respect, and faithfulness.
My girlfriend got me a bouquet of Forget-me-nots for Valentines day to show her love.
by lavendersky March 23, 2022
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Never Forget

Can be used in multiple different instances, but mainly used for the September Attacks on 9/11. The September 11th Attacks were carried out by terrorist group al-Quaeda and lead by Osama bin Laden. These attacks were so memorable and hard because the lives of 2,977 innocent workers in both the North, South towers and of course the ones not fortunate to be near the World Trade Center at the time.
I lost my uncle in 9/11. Every time this date happens I get sad. Never Forget.
by TronityCat September 11, 2025
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Forget about Marquinhos

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.

Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"
James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.
by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024
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