Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard May 8, 2018

Heavy footed

Person whose presence ensures influx of large number of customers, clients, patients.

Oh no, I have the same shift as Rosie's, she is so heavy footed, the shift will go hectic.

by SuperOG November 7, 2020

Big footed bozo idiot

What you call some who is constantly being annoying and saying dumb things

“Canada is in the US” is something a big footed bozo idiot would say

by Maddie Jae January 20, 2021

Thomas Foolery

A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.

When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."

by Mooscula February 10, 2022

sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit

Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!

by RR6 merlin July 28, 2022