Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007

niggerfied fool

anyone who gets on your nerves.
anyone who acts as a total dumbass.

Caris was acting annoying today like a niggerfied fool.

by Bill and Bob =]] January 24, 2008

April Fools

A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"

Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"

by Shagmaster 5000 April 15, 2009

Fooling Someone

See Practical Joke

I swear, Practical Joke is the same as fooling someone!

by roflmywafflestatus April 27, 2006

Fat Fool

A person who is outragiously a fool for no reason whatsoever and always is just stupid and sounds bejubilous in the process.

You are just being a fat fool and need to get away from me.

by msbrean11 July 25, 2009

August Fools

As the 8th month of the year, August fools completes the day that April fools began (also known as ‘all fools day’). The acceptable period of pranks is from midday to midnight.

G’day cobba - hey guess what? I’m preggers aye! *later that day* Hahaha August fools, bitch!

by Wroary July 25, 2018

Bombocloth fool

Its an insult my friend Mouna used on my classmate Nahim for talking to her about stuff she didn't want to hear. And I'm gonna use it from now on its legendary lmao.

"My mom's husband is a bombocloth fool period"

Nahim : *talking gibberish*

Mouna : "BOMBOCLOTH FOOL"

Bro#1 :"ayo u seen that fool ova there?"
Bro#2 : "don't even ease it out he a full blown bombocloth fool"

by Shegia dambanza February 4, 2020