Florida Keys

A truly magical place of crystal clear light turquoise water all around you. A pleasure to make the drive from Miami to Key West. Key West is one of the most relaxing, unique, fun, out of the way places in America. Enjoy!

Driving through the Florida Keys, all you see for 4 hours on the Overseas Hwy is clear blue-green water and smell the ocean breeze. Key West is so laid-back, chill, and filled with history. Both are heaven.

by FloridaKeysLover4Life May 5, 2010

Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.

The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.

by The Last Rebel September 2, 2008

Florida Man

A guy who has committed a weird or dumb crime or a guy who is just weird and does weird things

One of my classmates grew up to be a Florida Man

by YuOfTheNight August 19, 2019

florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

Florida Marlins

A Major League baseball team based in Miami, known for consistently having a talented minor league system, which helped them win two world championships in their first eleven seasons. The New York Yankees, by comparison, are known for consistently relying on aging/injury-prone/otherwise in-decline players at high prices, and took twenty years to win their first title.

And God looked upon the fish, and he saw that it was good.

by * January 12, 2005

Wausau florida

A place where family reunions is an IRL tinder.
A place where family fucking is accepted.
A place where make sure you don't drop the soap around family.

Hey, let's hold are next reunion in wausau florida, I've always wanted to fuck my cousin. I've waited long enough to be like the harrell family.(The well-known family of wausau that sticks true to "keep it in the family")

by 2inchpincher August 16, 2023

Florida Feet

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.

Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!

by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011